One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
NEWS FLASH WOMEN MASTURBATE
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
fuck you pal
Get the hell out of Australia
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
trivia time folks.
this is one of many Sailor Moon doujinshi created by Kiyohiko Azuma
creator of Azumanga Daioh and Yotsuba&!
also, he’s a man.
my dad is tickling my mom in the other room and she’s literally screeching
OKAY NEVERMIND I JUST HEARD ‘DON’T USE YOUR TEETH!’ MAYBE THEY’RE NOT TICKLING
WAIT FUCK I WON THE XBOX ONE BUT ITS REGISTERED UNDER ‘KNUTTSACH JONES’ IM A FUCKING IDIOT
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
It took me 18 years and somebody else’s text post to realise Saturday has turd in it
reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should