rucaknex:

Ah yes, recorders…

melodystuckjake:

Tindeck Link: http://tindeck.com/listen/zeum

gT: Howdy folks! Sorry for the terribly long wait, but behold my frist song, or er, rap, enjoy!

Lyrics:

Ah, look at that Janey

Another fine day, shining down on Hussies Sweet Sburb

Land of Mounds and Xenon and adventure, God I love it

I begin every pesterlog with an apology

sorry that’s the case, that’s just English policy

probably the case with everything in honesty

I use ten words when two would do honestly

I’m English

and that makes me unique

at least I think so when I hear you speak

see I used to have a boyfriend and I got a little cocky, like

“ha-ha Jane Jake shippers, id like to see you stop me!”

and sure enough the ship had crumbled

now in every forum all the crack ships stumble

I’m rather glad really, it made me more humble

come and ask me what’s my name, dear boy, I wont mumble

I’m English

I don’t want to be fantastic

just adequate and if I’m nice its probably sarcastic

full of vigor and adventure, that’s what I like to think

if you can’t take a joke, double pistols and a wink

I’m English

got some Harley in me

a Page of Hope who’s just a dope then you must be me

I’m English

like the words in a thicket

like crickey

blimey

shucks buster

wicked

I’m English

got some good friends behind me

like Roxy, Janey, Cal and Dirk

so if you’re down with the Jakes then make some noise

but if you’d rather not that’s fine

I’m ever so nice to the pets (GUNSHOT)

and I know not to strife too hard

I’m inventive, accepting, eccentric, and yes

I suppose I’m a bit bizarre

but if you delight in monsters taken down

just because of the way they live

or you can feel bleak joy in a missed birthday

as the rain pours down on your ships

or you can watch 10 hours of aliens

without ever breaking your stride

or repress your emotions and passions

and bury them deep inside

then ive kept a room in a cramped tree-house

with a TV that only shows girls colored blue

and I have the keys right here

ive been keeping them just for you

I’m English

as Harleys, Englishes, and jakes

no manners, roast Nanas, Janey’s cakes

I’m English

as a Jungle Kid “Chim chim cheeree!”

or some fisticuffs on robots that are twice as strong as me

so if you’re down with the Jakes then put your hands in the air

but if you’d rather not, that’s fine, actually, I mean, I don’t want to cause to much of a fuss

well at this point id just like to take a moment to apologize for all the things that I’ve done to my friends

Janey’s birthday, for example

and, erm, breaking up with dirk

romance dodging

erm, tinkerbull

stupidity

but most of all, I’m so terribly, terribly sorry

about gay shipping

bladekindeyewear:

happyds:

jeez

I just love this art, but it was really distracting somehow

Not just the fucking gorgeous Jane, or the extremely distracting crotch bulge, or what have you, but

just with how broad and strong Jake looks, and the cut of his jaw and stuff, it sort of… reminded me of a young Gaston

I mean, think about it, here’s a guy with the same love of big guns and masculinity, hunting monsters

the same orange and yellow color scheme, the same affinity for baring skin

the same breathtaking wit and intelligent charm

and the same incredible skill at wooing blue-clad gentlewomen, his touching readiness to listen and understand

Guys I mean, we’ve seen young Jake and elderly Grandpa Harley but

what are the chances that maybe in his 20s or 30s Grandpa Harley was kind of like Gaston

freya-who:

And then Jane noogied Jake for the rest of eternity until someone came to help.

lordengliish:

the update in which my face mirrored jake english’s face in every single page

(Source: canwemakeout)

gerommey:

do you ever want something to happen in cannon so much

kitkaloid:

Quick doodle of granny Jade and little English…

hikaru951:

the best

omfg perfect

(Source: cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance)

5i2:

My tablet stopped working, so that’s all for tonight…. Thanks to those who came to the stream, it was a lot of fun!!

wowowow i really like this wow….

iamtonysexual:

strideer:

opriver:

me as jake and guns 

this is a person who knows how to twirl plastic guns

and i can salute that skill

SON OF A BITCH I HAVE BEEN ONE-UPPED SO BADLY

(Source: daddystrider)

lightninblot:

THE FUCKING THINGS I DO FOR YOU, HOMESTUCK FANDOM.

OH GOOD!!!!!!!

YES

so can i get a picture with you if i find you y/y

adebimpe:

Well hello, Mr. English.

(Source: raksasaavici)

wendythang:

kitten-burrito:

paranoidanimator:

Ok I know you are all probably sick of seeing pictures of Jake and Tavros in booty shorts by now but…

this was a really prime opportunity to draw someone picking a wedgie and there was pretty much no way I was going to pass that up.

Jake is beautiful, okay?  ;3

“sick of seeing pictures of Jake and Tavros in booty shorts”

ahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHA

this ones my favorite jake

remmidemmi:

jay-peep hat dich gefragt:

Can I request s dirk and Jake pic where they’re having a fun time together or something. :D I really like your pictures, they have great line quality and great colors and everything is just so cute to me especially your dirk and dave pictures!! Keep being awesome and I hope you feel better soon!!

Thank you so much for your nice words! U///U I had a lot of fun with your request!