now you’re gonna fuckin suck it up and marry that girl or i’ll punch you in the double standard so hard that they’ll write a goddamned song about it
now you’re gonna fuckin suck it up and marry that girl or i’ll punch you in the double standard so hard that they’ll write a goddamned song about it
Made this cartoon about some crazy b :>
wHAT THE FUCK
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FILE THIS UNDER SOUNDFONTS I SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE
When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right?
I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly.
After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.
AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.
Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good.
Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous.
So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face.
MR….FACE….
Gummy souls so that you can feel like Soul Eater!
HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE HOLY LMG
GUYS I FOUND THE RECIPE/ TUTORIALS.
http://fan-foods.livejournal.com/3389.html
ALL OF THE TUTORIALS ARE LINKED THERE TOO.
Sleep deprived Alincy needs dis
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scouting out reblogs of your art for comments in the tags is like mining for gold yo and then its like
you find the tiniest little #cool and its like
EUREKA

I CAN’T BREATH HELP
there are only two gifs you need to survive
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godly…………
Dave: me
photogoh my god
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

A Monster in Paris concept art