joebalsdon:

theamericankid:

A different kind of Cinderella

> Those are the most formidable nose hairs I’ve ever seen.

> I want to be some hot chick for the night. Just to see what its all about.

I;MFUCKING FCRYING

(Source: friendsinaffliction)

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

▷ Argument I heard on the bus

psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

A+

crispychocolate:

brightgreencrayon:

gmanthemiracleboy:

tails804:

oldeforce:

what even happened to the homestuck fandom

its like someone just turned it off

DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE THE PUN

6,661 PEOPLE SAW THE PUN

iot took me 3 re-reads but JFC

▷ I hate my friends

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

cefq:

sheepheavenly:

quillpaw:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Dickens added something wordy and awful and so I wrote “Dickens, please, I am not paid by the word” and then he and Emily Dickenson had a fight over their own names. 

This is the best thing ever. 

…

dialirvi:

awwesomeshit:

godly…………

Dave: me
photog

oh my god

bibliobimbo:

in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon

connected-to-harley:

Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like

i don’t like to be handed things

(Source: cumwizzard)

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

(Source: zarialinton)

gundamn-adorable:

I  RECOMMEND FOR THE DS harvest moon: twin towns and harvest moon: a new beginning, every cooking mama game ever, mario cart 7, animal crossing

but not fire emblem

because you will save at an unwinnable point in a battle and your keyboard and computer screen will break and you will fail school and dissapoint your mother with your grades im so sorry mom im so sorry im not how you wanted where wye4re where are you watchogg jesus

and yoshi island ds