I JUST MET NIKI MINAJ WHILE ON OMEGLE DRESSED AS TRICKSTER DIRK????!!!
WHAT
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
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im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react
this guy isnt taking any of my shit
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER
THIS JUST IN
Rose Lalonde here; According to a recent study by Luke Lookatmydick, you can now throw science right out the window and determine who your birth-father is, simply by examining their wiener.
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im not even a homestuck and thats fucking funny
I’ve done it I have broken the walls that divide us
oh I’m not joking, buddy
I guess this is my legacy.
This is the best thing on the whole internet
i cant even begin to explain the amout of tears i have pouring down my face right now..Omg…I seriously loath this song but holy fuck that was hilarious.
UGLY LAUGHTER.
And he has returned lol
OH GOD ANOTHER ONE? reblogging for later
Love this!
Love how no matter how much people hate this song everyone still knows the lyrics and sings along jndbajgbaga
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what am i doing
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn’t find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Do you have a penis?
“and im prooooud to beeee an americaaaan where at leaaast i knoooow my sexual education is hilariously lacking in real life substance”
omg so many of these lines are perfect im gonna cry
